From bf865d4535efc73468b7c092039ced565ba187e7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Brandon Rozek <hello@brandonrozek.com>
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2016 23:24:15 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] initial commit

---
 .gitignore                          |   1 +
 Rozbot.js                           |  55 ++++++++++++
 User.js                             |  57 +++++++++++++
 example.js                          |  36 ++++++++
 lib/commands/Command.js             |   8 ++
 lib/commands/Hangman.js             | 112 +++++++++++++++++++++++++
 lib/commands/calculate.js           |  23 +++++
 lib/commands/displayTweet.js        |  26 ++++++
 lib/commands/getWeather.js          |  48 +++++++++++
 lib/commands/grabDefinition.js      |  33 ++++++++
 lib/commands/grabPictures.js        |  42 ++++++++++
 lib/commands/grabTweets.js          |  24 ++++++
 lib/commands/grabUpdates.js         |  32 +++++++
 lib/commands/grabWikipedia.js       |  22 +++++
 lib/commands/grabWikipedia~         |   0
 lib/commands/naturalSpeech.js       | 125 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 lib/commands/onTheRadio.js          |  15 ++++
 lib/commands/queryDuckDuckGo.js     |  25 ++++++
 lib/commands/search.js              |  19 +++++
 lib/commands/timer.js               |  40 +++++++++
 lib/helpers/additionalPrototypes.js |  39 +++++++++
 lib/helpers/grabFeedURL.js          |  27 ++++++
 lib/helpers/grabTitles.js           |  22 +++++
 lib/helpers/grabTokens.js           |  10 +++
 lib/helpers/grabURL.js              |  19 +++++
 lib/helpers/lastModified.js         |   7 ++
 lib/helpers/parseDuckDuckGo.js      |  22 +++++
 lib/helpers/parsePictures.js        |  28 +++++++
 lib/helpers/parseTwitter.js         |  22 +++++
 lib/helpers/parseWikipedia.js       |  17 ++++
 lib/helpers/parseWordnik.js         |  18 ++++
 lib/helpers/stopWords.js            |   1 +
 lib/promise/appendFile.js           |  13 +++
 lib/promise/cheerio.js              |   7 ++
 lib/promise/feed.js                 |  14 ++++
 lib/promise/fetch.js                |  13 +++
 lib/promise/fs-stat.js              |   8 ++
 lib/promise/math-eval.js            |   8 ++
 package.json                        |  18 ++++
 39 files changed, 1056 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 .gitignore
 create mode 100644 Rozbot.js
 create mode 100644 User.js
 create mode 100644 example.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/Command.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/Hangman.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/calculate.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/displayTweet.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/getWeather.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/grabDefinition.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/grabPictures.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/grabTweets.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/grabUpdates.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/grabWikipedia.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/grabWikipedia~
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/naturalSpeech.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/onTheRadio.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/queryDuckDuckGo.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/search.js
 create mode 100644 lib/commands/timer.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/additionalPrototypes.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/grabFeedURL.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/grabTitles.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/grabTokens.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/grabURL.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/lastModified.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/parseDuckDuckGo.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/parsePictures.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/parseTwitter.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/parseWikipedia.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/parseWordnik.js
 create mode 100644 lib/helpers/stopWords.js
 create mode 100644 lib/promise/appendFile.js
 create mode 100644 lib/promise/cheerio.js
 create mode 100644 lib/promise/feed.js
 create mode 100644 lib/promise/fetch.js
 create mode 100644 lib/promise/fs-stat.js
 create mode 100644 lib/promise/math-eval.js
 create mode 100644 package.json

diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
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index 0000000..c2658d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+node_modules/
diff --git a/Rozbot.js b/Rozbot.js
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/Rozbot.js
@@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+var prototypes = require('./lib/helpers/additionalPrototypes.js');
+var User = require('./User.js');
+
+module.exports = function() {
+	//Store possible commands
+	this.commandList = [];
+	//Store users
+	this.userList = [];
+
+	//Add commands to the commandList
+	this.extend = function(command) {
+		if (typeof(command) === 'object') {
+			this.commandList.push(command);
+		} else  {
+			throw new Error("Extend must take a Command Object");
+		}
+	};
+
+	//Add user to userlist
+	this.addUser = function(username, sendMethod) {
+		var user = new User(username, sendMethod);
+		this.userList.push(user);
+		return user;
+	}
+	//Get's user from userlist by username
+	this.getUser = function(username) {
+		for (var i = 0; i < this.userList.length; i++) {
+			if (this.userList[i].username === username) {
+				return this.userList[i];
+			}
+		}
+		//User not found
+		return null;
+	}
+
+	//Gives Rozbot's response
+	this.respond = function(message, user) {
+		//Store whether or not an app wants to listen to the next message
+		var inAppScope = user.inAppScope
+		//Used to allow apps to get the next message
+		user.listener.emit('message', message);
+		if (!inAppScope) {
+			var args = [message, user.send];
+			//Find the right command to run
+			var command = this.commandList.find(function(cmd) {
+					return cmd.condition(message) === true;
+			});
+			//Run the command using user's contextual data (app by app basis)
+			if (command !== undefined) {
+				command.respond.apply(command, args.concat(user.getData(command.name)));
+			}	
+		}
+	}
+}
diff --git a/User.js b/User.js
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/User.js
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+var EventEmitter = require('events');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+module.exports = function(username, sendMethod) {
+	this.username = username;
+	this.data = {};
+	this.inAppScope = false;
+	this.listener = new EventEmitter();
+	this.send = sendMethod;
+	this.getData = function(commandName) {
+		var self = this;
+		//If it doesn't exist, create it
+		if (this.data[commandName] === undefined) {
+			this.data[commandName] = {
+				properties: [],
+				setProperty: function(key, value) {
+					//First make sure it doesn't already exist
+					for (var i = 0; i < this.properties.length; i++) {
+						//If it does then update it						
+						if (this.properties[i].key === key) {
+							this.properties[i].value = value;
+							return;
+						}
+					}
+					//If it doesnt exist then add it to the properties array
+					this.properties.push({key: key, value: value});
+				},
+				getProperty: function(key) {
+					for (var i = 0; i < this.properties.length; i++) {
+						if (this.properties[i].key === key) {
+							return this.properties[i].value;
+						}
+					}
+					//Key does not exist
+					return null;
+				},
+				isset: function(key) {
+					return this.getProperty(key) !== null;
+				},
+				prompt: function(question) {
+					question = question || "is reading your next message";
+					//Inform user that the next input goes to the app
+					self.send(commandName + ": " + question);
+					//Make it so that the input doesnt get processed by any other app
+					self.inAppScope = true;
+					return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+						self.listener.once('message', function(text) {
+							resolve(text);
+							self.inAppScope = false;
+						});
+					});
+				}
+			} 
+		}
+
+		return this.data[commandName];
+	}
+}
diff --git a/example.js b/example.js
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/example.js
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+var Rozbot = require('./Rozbot.js');
+var User = require('./User.js');
+
+var rozbot = new Rozbot();
+/*
+	Order matters!!
+	-Rozbot checks through all the commands until it hits one that matches
+*/
+
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/onTheRadio.js'));
+getWeather = require('./lib/commands/getWeather.js');
+getWeather.setId('188d435fd17dcf22261679cf64e98cd5');
+rozbot.extend(getWeather);
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/grabUpdates.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/grabTweets.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/displayTweet.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/Hangman.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/grabPictures.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/grabWikipedia.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/grabDefinition.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/calculate.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/timer.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/search.js'));
+//rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/naturalSpeech.js'));
+rozbot.extend(require('./lib/commands/queryDuckDuckGo.js'));
+
+//rozbot.respond(process.argv[2], rozbot.getUser("Command Line") || rozbot.addUser("Command Line"));
+rozbot.respond("Let's play hangman!", rozbot.getUser("Command Line") || rozbot.addUser("Command Line", function(msg) {
+	console.log(msg);
+}));
+var letters = ["a", "e", "i", "o", "u", "b"]
+rozbot.respond(letters[0], rozbot.getUser("Command Line"));
+rozbot.respond(letters[1], rozbot.getUser("Command Line"));
+rozbot.respond(letters[2], rozbot.getUser("Command Line"));
+rozbot.respond(letters[3], rozbot.getUser("Command Line"));
+rozbot.respond(letters[4], rozbot.getUser("Command Line"));
diff --git a/lib/commands/Command.js b/lib/commands/Command.js
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index 0000000..595ad11
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/Command.js
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+module.exports = function(commandName, condition, commandFunction) {
+		//Name for identification purproses			
+		this.name = commandName;
+		//Must be a function which returns a boolean if it believes that the it's the appropriate command for the message
+		this.condition = condition;
+		//The command's core functionality
+		this.respond = commandFunction;
+}
diff --git a/lib/commands/Hangman.js b/lib/commands/Hangman.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..01f1010
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/Hangman.js
@@ -0,0 +1,112 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var fetch = require('../promise/fetch.js');
+var cheeriop = require('../promise/cheerio.js');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	return tokens.contain('play') && tokens.contain('hangman');
+}
+module.exports = new Command("Hangman", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var GUESSES_ALLOWED = 7;
+
+	//Lets get a random word!
+	send("I'm thinking of a word...");
+
+	//Grabs headline of random page
+	var grabHeadline = function(html) {
+		return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+			cheeriop(html).then(function($) { 
+				var response = $('#headword').text().trim()
+				if (response) {
+					resolve(response);
+				} else {
+					reject("");
+				}			
+			}).catch(function(error) {
+				console.log(error);
+				reject("");
+			})
+		});
+	}
+
+	//Recursive guessing letters until person loses or wins
+	var guessLetter = function() {
+		var correctLetters = userData.getProperty("correctLetters");
+		var guessedLetters = userData.getProperty("guessedLetters");
+		var word = userData.getProperty("word");
+		var numOfUniqueLetters = userData.getProperty("numOfUniqueLetters");
+		
+		if (correctLetters.length === numOfUniqueLetters) {
+			send("You win!!");
+			return;
+		}
+		if (guessedLetters.length - correctLetters.length > GUESSES_ALLOWED) {
+			send("You lose...");
+			send("The word was " + word);
+			return;
+		}
+
+		return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+				userData.prompt("Guess a letter").then(function(letter) {
+					if (letter.length != 1) {
+						send("You can only guess one letter at a time");
+					} else {
+						if (guessedLetters.indexOf(letter) !== -1) {
+							send("You already guessed this letter");
+						} else {
+							if (word.indexOf(letter) !== -1) {
+								send("The letter is in the word!");
+								correctLetters.push(letter);
+							} else {
+								send("The letter is not in the word..");
+							}
+
+							//Push letter to lettersGuessed array and send the part of the word guessed so far.
+							guessedLetters.push(letter);
+							send(revealKnownCharacters(word, correctLetters));
+						}
+					}
+					return;
+			}).then(function() { resolve(guessLetter()) }).catch(function(e) { console.log(e); reject(e); });
+		});
+	}
+	
+	//Shows player word with __ and known letters
+	var revealKnownCharacters = function(word, lettersArray) {
+		return word.split('').map(function(item) {
+			return (lettersArray.indexOf(item) !== -1)? item: "_";
+		}).join('');
+	}
+
+	//Counts the number of unique letters in a word
+	var countUniqueLetters = function(word) {
+		var letters = [];
+		for (var i = 0; i < word.length; i++) {
+			if (letters.indexOf(word[i]) === -1) {
+				letters.push(word[i]);
+			}
+		}
+		return letters.length;
+	}
+
+	//Grab a random word from wordnik and start the game
+	fetch("https://wordnik.com/randoml", {rejectUnauthorized: false}).then(function(res) {
+		origin = res.meta.finalUrl;
+		return grabHeadline(res.body.toString());
+	}).then(function(word) {
+		send("The word is " + word.length + " letters long");
+		
+		//Setup game variables			
+		userData.setProperty("word", word);
+		userData.setProperty("numOfUniqueLetters", countUniqueLetters(word));
+		userData.setProperty("correctLetters", []);
+		userData.setProperty("guessedLetters", []);
+		
+		//start
+		guessLetter();
+	}).catch(function(error) {
+		send(error);
+	});
+});
diff --git a/lib/commands/calculate.js b/lib/commands/calculate.js
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index 0000000..d419294
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/calculate.js
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+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var mathEval = require('../promise/math-eval.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	return tokens.contain('calculate') || tokens.contain('calc');
+}
+module.exports = new Command("Mathjax", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	var query;
+	if (tokens.contain('calculate')) {
+		query = text.from('calculate');
+	} else if (tokens.contain('calc')) {
+		query = text.from('calc');
+	}
+	query = query.removeAll('?');
+	mathEval(query.toString()).then(function(answer) {
+		send(answer);
+	}).catch(function(error) {
+		send("I'm not smart enough to calcuate that yet >.<");
+	});
+});
diff --git a/lib/commands/displayTweet.js b/lib/commands/displayTweet.js
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index 0000000..68e791a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/displayTweet.js
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+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabURL = require('../helpers/grabURL.js');
+var parseTwitter = require('../helpers/parseTwitter.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	return tokens.filter(function(item) {
+		return item.contains("twitter.com") && item.contains("/status/")
+	}).length > 0;
+}
+module.exports = new Command("DisplayTweet", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	var status = tokens.filter(function(item) {
+		return item.contains("twitter.com") && item.contains("/status/")
+	});
+	status.forEach(function(item) {
+		grabURL(item + '?').then(function(response) {
+			return parseTwitter(response.body.toString());
+		}).then(function(tweet) {
+			send(tweet);
+		}).catch(function(error) {
+			console.log(error);
+		});
+	});
+})
diff --git a/lib/commands/getWeather.js b/lib/commands/getWeather.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ad3759c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/getWeather.js
@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabURL = require('../helpers/grabURL.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	return command.id != '' && tokens.contain('weather');
+}
+var command = new Command("Weather", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+		var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+		var location = tokens.slice(tokens.indexOf('weather') + 1, tokens.length);
+		//Function to get the weather
+		var getWeather = function(loc) {
+			grabURL("http://api.openweathermap.org/data/2.5/weather?q=" + loc.join('+') + "&units=imperial&appid=" + command.id)
+				.then(function(response) { return response.body.toString(); })
+				.then(function(text) { return JSON.parse(text); })
+				.then(function(json) {
+					if (json.cod == 401) {
+						send("Invalid API key set");
+					} else {
+						send(json.weather[0].description + " and the temperature is " + json.main.temp + " degrees Fahrenheit in " + json.name + "\nWeather provided by OpenWeatherMap");
+					}
+				}).catch(function(error) { send(error); });
+		}
+		//Did the person not specify the location and have no location set?
+		if (location.length === 0 && !userData.isset("location")) {
+			userData.prompt("Where do you live?").then(function(loc) {
+				userData.setProperty("location", loc.split(" "));
+				getWeather(loc.split(" "));
+			});
+		} 
+		//The person specified the location		
+		else if (location.length !== 0) {
+			getWeather(location);
+		} 
+		//The person didn't specify but he has a location saved
+		else {
+			getWeather(userData.getProperty("location"));
+		}
+});
+
+command.id = '';
+//Need to call this with a proper id for this command to work
+command.setId = function(id) {
+	this.id = id;
+}
+
+module.exports = command;
diff --git a/lib/commands/grabDefinition.js b/lib/commands/grabDefinition.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e565afe
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/grabDefinition.js
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var fetch = require('../promise/fetch.js');
+var parseWordnik = require('../helpers/parseWordnik.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	var query;
+	if (tokens.contain("define") && tokens[tokens.indexOf('define') + 1]) {
+		query = tokens.splice(tokens.indexOf('define') + 1).join("%20");
+	} else if (tokens.contain("definition") && tokens[tokens.indexOf('definition') + 1]) {
+		query = tokens.splice(tokens.indexOf('definition') + 1).join("%20");
+	}
+	return (tokens.contain("define") || tokens.contain("definition")) && query != "";
+}
+module.exports = new Command("Dictionary", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	var query = "";				
+	if (tokens.contain("define") && tokens[tokens.indexOf('define') + 1]) {
+		query = tokens.splice(tokens.indexOf('define') + 1).join("%20");
+	} else if (tokens.contain("definition") && tokens[tokens.indexOf('definition') + 1]) {
+		query = tokens.splice(tokens.indexOf('definition') + 1).join("%20");
+	}
+	var origin;
+	fetch("https://www.wordnik.com/words/" + query, {rejectUnauthorized: false}).then(function(res) {
+		origin = res.meta.finalUrl;
+		return parseWordnik(res.body.toString());
+	}).then(function(def) {
+		send(def + "\nFor more go to " + origin);
+	}).catch(function(error) {
+		send(error);
+	});
+})
diff --git a/lib/commands/grabPictures.js b/lib/commands/grabPictures.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2566bc6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/grabPictures.js
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabURL = require('../helpers/grabURL.js');
+var parsePictures = require('../helpers/parsePictures.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	return tokens.contain('photo') || tokens.contain('photos') || tokens.superContain('pic') || tokens.superContain('pics');
+}
+module.exports = new Command("Pixabay", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	var of = "";
+	var amt = 0;
+	if (tokens.contain("photo")) {
+		of = tokens.slice(tokens.indexOf('photo') + 1).join(' ');
+		amt = 1;
+	} else if (tokens.contain("photos")) {
+		of = tokens.slice(tokens.indexOf('photos') + 1).join(' ');
+		amt = 5;
+	} else if (tokens.superContain("pic")) {
+		//Is the last letter a 's'?
+		if (tokens[tokens.superContainAt('pic')][tokens[tokens.superContainAt('pic')].length - 1] == 's') {
+			amt = 5;
+		} else {
+			amt = 1;
+		}
+		of = tokens.slice(tokens.superContainAt('pic') + 1).join(' ');
+	} 
+	var origin;
+	grabURL("https://pixabay.com/en/photos/?q=" + of).then(function(res) {
+		origin = res.meta.finalUrl;
+		return parsePictures(res.body.toString(), amt);
+	}).then(function(pictures) {
+		if (amt == 1) {
+			send("Here is a picture: " + pictures);
+		} else {
+			send("Here are some pictures of " + of + ": \n" + pictures.join("\n") + " For more, check out " + origin);
+		}
+	}).catch(function(error) {
+		send(error);
+	});
+})
diff --git a/lib/commands/grabTweets.js b/lib/commands/grabTweets.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..520bd1f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/grabTweets.js
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabURL = require('../helpers/grabURL.js');
+var parseTwitter = require('../helpers/parseTwitter.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	//Text must contain the word tweets and have a handler
+	return tokens.contain('tweets') && tokens.filter(function(f) { return f.indexOf("#") == 0 || f.indexOf("@") == 0}).length > 0;
+}
+module.exports = new Command("GetTweets", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	var handles = tokens.filter(function(f) { return f.indexOf("#") == 0 || f.indexOf("@") == 0});
+	handles.forEach(function(handle) {
+		var handleUrl = (handle[0] == "@")? "https://twitter.com/" + handle.substring(1): "https://twitter.com/hashtag/" + handle.substring(1);
+		return grabURL(handleUrl).then(function(res) {
+			return parseTwitter(res.body.toString());
+		}).then(function(tweets) {
+			send("The latest tweets from " + handle + ":\n" + tweets.join("\n"));
+		}).catch(function(error) {
+			send(error);
+		});
+	});
+})
diff --git a/lib/commands/grabUpdates.js b/lib/commands/grabUpdates.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1f1b9f6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/grabUpdates.js
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabURL = require('../helpers/grabURL.js');
+var grabFeedURL = require('../helpers/grabFeedURL.js');
+var grabTitles = require('../helpers/grabTitles.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	//needs to have the word update and a URL
+	return tokens.superContain("update") && tokens.slice(tokens.superContainAt("update") + 1).filter(function(item) {
+				return item.contains('.');
+		}).length > 0
+}
+module.exports = new Command("Feed", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	var urls = tokens.slice(tokens.superContainAt("update") + 1).filter(function(item) {
+		return item.contains('.');
+	});
+	send("One second and I'll go check!");
+	urls.forEach(function(element) {
+		console.log(element);
+		return grabURL(element).then(function(res) {
+			return grabFeedURL(res.meta.finalUrl, res.body.toString());
+		}).then(function(feedURL) {
+			return grabTitles(feedURL);
+		}).then(function(titles) {
+			send("The latest 5 articles from " + element + " :\n" + titles.join("\n"));
+		}).catch(function(error) {
+			send(error);
+		})
+	});
+})
diff --git a/lib/commands/grabWikipedia.js b/lib/commands/grabWikipedia.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..774a41c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/grabWikipedia.js
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabURL = require('../helpers/grabURL.js');
+var parseWikipedia = require('../helpers/parseWikipedia.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	return tokens.superContain('what') && tokens.slice(tokens.superContainAt('what') + 1).join('+').length > 0;
+}
+module.exports = new Command("Wikipedia", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	var query = tokens.slice(tokens.superContainAt('what') + 1).join('+');
+	var origin;				
+	grabURL("https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=" + query).then(function(res) {
+		origin = res.meta.finalUrl;
+		return parseWikipedia(res.body.toString());
+	}).then(function(definition) {
+		send(definition + "\nMore information at " + origin);
+	}).catch(function(error) {
+		send(error);
+	});
+})
diff --git a/lib/commands/grabWikipedia~ b/lib/commands/grabWikipedia~
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e69de29
diff --git a/lib/commands/naturalSpeech.js b/lib/commands/naturalSpeech.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a95b92b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/naturalSpeech.js
@@ -0,0 +1,125 @@
+/***
+	Keep disabled until major rewrite has gone under way
+
+
+
+***/
+
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+var greetings = "hello|hi|hey|yo|morning|afternoon|evening";
+var wantSomething = /(\w+) (want|wants) ([^.&^\n]+)/i;
+var happy = "yay|woo|yess|:D|:\\)"
+var url = "link|url";
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+
+}
+module.exports = new Command("NaturalSpeech", condition, function(text, send, extra) {
+	var from = extra.from || "";
+	var privateMessage = extra.privateMessage || false;
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	/*
+		Link to codeshare
+	*/
+	if (new RegExp(url).test(text) && tokens.contain("codeshare")) {
+		send("https://hidden-ocean-8102.herokuapp.com/");
+	}
+	/*
+		:( -> It's okay.
+	*/
+	else if (tokens.contain(":(")) {
+		send("It's okay");
+	} 
+	/*
+		thank you -> You're welcome :)
+	*/
+	else if (tokens.superContain("thank") && (tokens.superContain("rozbot") || privateMessage)) {
+		send("You're welcome :)");
+	} 
+	/*
+		rozbot? -> Yes?
+	*/
+	else if (text.toLowerCase() === "rozbot?") {
+		send("Yes?");
+	} 
+	/*
+		Hugs rozbot -> Rozbot hugs [user]
+	*/
+	else if ((tokens.superContain("rozbot") || privateMessage) && tokens.superContain("hug")) {
+		send("Hugs " + from);
+	} 
+	/*
+		Woo -> Yeah!
+	*/
+	else if (new RegExp(happy, 'i').test(text)) {
+		send("Yeah!");
+	} 
+	/*
+		[user] wants [item] -> Gives [user] [item]
+	*/ 
+	else if (wantSomething.test(text)) {
+		var responseTokens = wantSomething.exec(text);
+		var person = (responseTokens[1].toLowerCase() === "i")? from: responseTokens[1];
+		send("Gives " + person + " " +  responseTokens[3]);
+	} 
+	/*
+		Who is Brandon? -> Brandon is the most awesome person in the world.
+	*/
+	else if ((tokens.contain("who") || tokens.contain("what")) && tokens.contain("brandon") && tokens.contain('rozek')) {
+		send("Brandon is the most awesome person in the world.");
+	}
+	/*
+		Who is Rozbot? -> A friendly neighborhood IRC bot
+	*/
+	else if (tokens.contain('who') || tokens.contain('what') && tokens.superContain("rozbot")&& !tokens.contain('radio')) {
+		send("A friendly neighborhood IRC bot");
+	}
+	/*
+		What is Brandon up to? -> [Lists projects]
+	*/
+	else if ((tokens.contain("how") || tokens.contain("doing") || tokens.contain("up")) && tokens.contain("brandon")) {
+		send("I'm not sure. He may be doing a variety of things. For example:\n\
+				working on his site (https://brandonrozek.com)\n\
+				working on a writer's portfolio (https://toridayton.com\n\
+				taking pictures for sentenceworthy.com\n\
+				managing Math I/O\n\
+				working on his apps codeshare or babbler.\n\
+				running his radio (https://radio.zeropointshift.com)\n\
+				Hopefully, he's not working on me. Cuz' I'm perfect.");
+	} 
+	/*
+		How are you Rozbot? -> I'm awesome
+	*/
+	else if ((tokens.superContain("rozbot") || privateMessage) && tokens.contain("how")) {
+		send("I'm awesome.");
+	} 
+	/*
+		Good morning Rozbot! -> Hello [user]!
+	*/
+	else if ((tokens.superContain('rozbot') || privateMessage) && new RegExp(greetings, 'i').test(text)) {
+		send("Hello " + from + "!");
+	} 
+	/*
+		What are you up to Rozbot? -> Currently working on my job
+	*/
+	else if ((tokens.superContain("rozbot") || privateMessage) && tokens.superContain("what") && (tokens.contain("up") || tokens.contain("doing"))) {
+		send("Currently working on my job");
+	} 
+	/*
+		What is your job Rozbot? -> Chilling on IRC doing whatever Brandon programs me to do
+	*/
+	else if (tokens.superContain("rozbot") && tokens.superContain("what") && tokens.contain("job")) {
+		send("Chilling on IRC doing whatever Brandon programs me to do.");
+	} 
+	/*
+		Start Greenteam meeting -> [instructions for mumble]
+	*/
+	else if (tokens.contain("start") && tokens.contain("greenteam") && tokens.contain("meeting")) {
+		send("Everyone please connect to mumble\n\
+				Host: zeropointshift.com\n\
+				Leave port at default\n\
+				Give yourself a sensible username\n\
+				Label it whatever you want");
+	}
+})
diff --git a/lib/commands/onTheRadio.js b/lib/commands/onTheRadio.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c7c580e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/onTheRadio.js
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabURL = require('../helpers/grabURL.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	return tokens.superContain('what') && tokens.contain('radio');
+}
+module.exports = new Command("OnTheRadio", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+		grabURL('https://meldicradio.com/json')
+			.then(function(response) { return response.body.toString(); })
+			.then(function(text) { return JSON.parse(text); })
+			.then(function(json) { send("\"" + json.artist + " - " + json.title + "\" is currently playing on meldicradio.com"); })
+			.catch(function(error) { send(error); });
+});
diff --git a/lib/commands/queryDuckDuckGo.js b/lib/commands/queryDuckDuckGo.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0ed04b4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/queryDuckDuckGo.js
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabURL = require('../helpers/grabURL.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	//This is a catch all
+	return true;
+}
+module.exports = new Command("DuckDuckGoQuery", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	grabURL("https://duckduckgo.com/?q=" + text.split(' ').join('+') + "&format=json&no_redirect=1&t=rozbot")
+		.then(function(response) { return response.body.toString(); })
+		.then(function(text) { return JSON.parse(text); })
+		.then(function(json) {
+			if (json.Answer != "") {
+				send(json.Answer + "\nResults from DuckDuckGo");
+				return true;
+			}
+			if (json.AbstractText != "") {
+				send(json.AbstractText + "\nMore at " + json.AbstractURL);
+				return true;
+			}
+			if (json.Redirect != "") {
+				send(json.Redirect);
+			}
+		}).catch(function(error) { console.log(error); });
+})
diff --git a/lib/commands/search.js b/lib/commands/search.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b7f626f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/search.js
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabURL = require('../helpers/grabURL.js');
+var parseDuckDuckGo = require('../helpers/parseDuckDuckGo.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	return tokens.contain('search');
+}
+
+module.exports = new Command("Search", condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+		var search = text.substring(text.indexOf('search') + 6);
+		grabURL("https://duckduckgo.com/html/?q=" + search.split(' ').join('+') + '&t=rozbot')
+			.then(function(response) { return response.body.toString(); })
+			.then(function(text) { return parseDuckDuckGo(text) })
+			.then(function(results) { send("Results for \"" + search + "\":\n" + results.join("\n") + "\nSearch Provided by DuckDuckGo"); })
+			.catch(function(error) { send(error) });
+});
diff --git a/lib/commands/timer.js b/lib/commands/timer.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c3086dd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/commands/timer.js
@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+var Command = require('./Command.js');
+var grabTokens = require('../helpers/grabTokens.js');
+
+var condition = function(text) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	return tokens.superContain('timer') && (tokens.superContain('hour') || tokens.superContain('min') || tokens.superContain('sec'))
+}
+
+module.exports = new Command('Timer', condition, function(text, send, userData) {
+	var tokens = grabTokens(text);
+	var seconds = 0;		
+	if (tokens.superContain('hour')) {
+		var numHours = Number(tokens[tokens.superContainAt('hour') - 1]);
+		if (numHours || numHours == 0) {
+			seconds += numHours * 3600;
+		} else {
+			seconds += 3600;
+		}
+	}
+	if (tokens.superContain('min')) {
+		var numMins = Number(tokens[tokens.superContainAt('min') - 1]);
+		if (numMins|| numMins == 0) {
+			seconds += numMins * 60;
+		} else {
+			seconds += 60;
+		}
+	}
+	if (tokens.superContain('sec')) {
+		var numSeconds = Number(tokens[tokens.superContainAt('sec') - 1]);
+		if (numSeconds || numSeconds == 0) {
+			seconds += numSeconds;
+		} else {
+			seconds += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	send("Timer set for " + seconds + " seconds");
+	setTimeout(function() {
+		send("Times up!");
+	}, seconds * 1000);
+});
diff --git a/lib/helpers/additionalPrototypes.js b/lib/helpers/additionalPrototypes.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..884636a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/additionalPrototypes.js
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+String.prototype.contains = function(str) {
+	return this.indexOf(str) != -1;
+}
+Array.prototype.contain = function(item) {
+	return this.indexOf(item) != -1;
+}
+Array.prototype.superContain = function(item) {
+	for (var i = 0; i < this.length; i++) {
+		if (this[i].indexOf(item) != -1) {
+			return true;
+		}
+	}
+	return false;
+}
+Array.prototype.superContainAt = function(item) {
+	for (var i = 0; i < this.length; i++) {
+		if (this[i].indexOf(item) != -1) {
+			return i;
+		}
+	}
+	return false;
+}
+String.prototype.from = function(str) {
+	return this.substring(this.indexOf(str) + str.length);
+}
+String.prototype.remove = function(str) {
+	var index = this.indexOf(str);
+	return this.substring(0, index) + this.substring(index + str.length);
+}
+String.prototype.removeAll = function(str) {
+	var newString = this.substring(0);
+	for (var i = 0; i < arguments.length; i++) {
+		while (newString.contains(arguments[i])) {
+			newString = newString.remove(arguments[i]);
+		}
+	}
+	return newString;
+}
+
diff --git a/lib/helpers/grabFeedURL.js b/lib/helpers/grabFeedURL.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b9ee2b0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/grabFeedURL.js
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+var cheerio = require('../promise/cheerio.js');
+var url = require('url');
+
+module.exports = function(origin, html) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		cheerio(html).then(function($) {
+			var link = $('link[rel=alternate]').attr('href');
+			if (link) {
+				var feedURL = url.parse(link, true, true);
+				if (feedURL.hostname === null) {
+					feedURL = url.parse(url.resolve(origin, feedURL.href), true, true)
+				}
+				if (feedURL.protocol === null) {
+					feedURL = url.parse(url.resolve('http:', feedURL.href), true, true);
+				}
+				resolve(feedURL.href);
+			}
+			else {
+				reject("I couldn't find the link >.<");
+			}	
+		}).catch(function(error) {
+			console.log(error);
+			reject("I wasn't able to find the link :/");
+		})
+	})
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/grabTitles.js b/lib/helpers/grabTitles.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9856c15
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/grabTitles.js
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+var feed = require('../promise/feed.js');
+
+module.exports = function(feedURL) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		feed(feedURL).then(function(articles) {
+			var titles = [];
+			var length = Math.min(5, articles.length);
+			for (var i = 0; i < length; i++) {
+				titles.push(articles[i].title + " " + articles[i].link);
+			}
+			if (titles.length > 0) {
+				resolve(titles);
+			} else {
+				reject("There are no updates");
+			}
+		}).catch(function(error) {
+			console.log(error);
+			reject("I couldn't parse the feed :(");
+		})
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/grabTokens.js b/lib/helpers/grabTokens.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6a8bc04
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/grabTokens.js
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+var stopWords = require('./stopWords.js');
+
+module.exports = function(text) {
+	text = text || "";
+	return text.split(' ').filter(function(item) {
+		return stopWords.indexOf(item) === -1;
+	}).map(function(item) {
+		return (item.contains("http")) ? item: item.removeAll("?", ".", ",", "!").toLowerCase();
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/grabURL.js b/lib/helpers/grabURL.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e9c9058
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/grabURL.js
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+var url = require('url');
+var fetch = require('../promise/fetch.js');
+
+module.exports = function(websiteURL) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		var weburl = url.parse(websiteURL, true, true);
+		if (weburl.protocol === null) {
+			weburl = url.parse('http://' + websiteURL);
+		}
+		websiteURL = weburl.href;	
+		fetch(websiteURL).then(function(res) {
+			resolve({meta: res.meta, body: res.body});
+		}).catch(function(error) {
+			console.log(error);
+			reject("Sorry, I wasn't able to grab the page.");
+		});
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/lastModified.js b/lib/helpers/lastModified.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..14e9dee
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/lastModified.js
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+var fsStat = require('../promise/fs-stat.js');
+
+module.exports = function(file) {
+	return fsStat(file).then(function(stats) {
+		return stats.mtime;
+	})
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/parseDuckDuckGo.js b/lib/helpers/parseDuckDuckGo.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f97ca08
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/parseDuckDuckGo.js
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+var cheerio = require('../promise/cheerio.js');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+
+module.exports = function(html) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		cheerio(html).then(function($) {
+			var results = []
+			var resultsContainer = $('.result__url');
+			var resultsToShow = Math.min(5, resultsContainer.length - 1);
+			for (var i = 0; i < resultsToShow; i++) {
+				results.push(resultsContainer.eq(i).text())
+			}
+			if (results.length > 0) {
+				resolve(results);
+			} else {
+				reject("No results were found. [DuckDuckGo]")
+			}
+		}).catch(function(error) { 
+			reject(error); 
+		});
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/parsePictures.js b/lib/helpers/parsePictures.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..146e487
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/parsePictures.js
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+var cheeriop = require('../promise/cheerio.js');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+
+module.exports = function(html, amt) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		cheeriop(html).then(function($) {
+			var photos = [];
+			var pics = $('#photo_grid .item');
+			var picsToShow = Math.min(amt, pics.length);
+			if (picsToShow == 1) {
+				resolve("https://pixabay.com" + $('#photo_grid .item').children().find('img').eq(0).attr('src'));
+				return;
+			}
+
+			for (var i = 0; i < picsToShow; i++) {
+				photos.push("https://pixabay.com" + $('#photo_grid .item').children().find('img').eq(i).attr('src'));
+			}
+			if (photos.length > 0) {
+				resolve(photos);
+			} else {
+				reject("I looked around everywhere and couldn't find any");
+			}
+		}).catch(function(error) { 
+			console.log(error);
+			reject(error); 
+		})
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/parseTwitter.js b/lib/helpers/parseTwitter.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b0d9697
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/parseTwitter.js
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+var cheerio = require('../promise/cheerio.js');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+
+module.exports = function(html) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		cheerio(html).then(function($) {
+			var tweets = [];
+			var tweetsContainer = $('.tweet');
+			var tweetsToShow = Math.min(5, tweetsContainer.length - 1);
+			for (var i = 0; i < tweetsToShow; i++) {
+				tweets.push($('.tweet').children().find('.fullname').eq(i).text() + " (" + $('.tweet').children().find('.username').eq(i).text() + ")" + ": " + $('.tweet').children().find('.tweet-text').eq(i).text())
+			}
+			if (tweets.length > 0) {
+				resolve(tweets);
+			} else {
+				reject("No tweets were found.")
+			}
+		}).catch(function(error) { 
+			reject(error); 
+		});
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/parseWikipedia.js b/lib/helpers/parseWikipedia.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3dc2408
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/parseWikipedia.js
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+var cheeriop = require('../promise/cheerio.js');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+
+module.exports = function(html) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		cheeriop(html).then(function($) {
+			if ($('.mw-search-nonefound').length > 0) {
+				reject("");
+			} else {
+				resolve($('#mw-content-text').find('p').first().text());
+			}
+		}).catch(function(error) {
+			console.log(error);
+			reject("");
+		})
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/parseWordnik.js b/lib/helpers/parseWordnik.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0098e20
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/parseWordnik.js
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+var cheeriop = require('../promise/cheerio.js');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+
+module.exports = function(html) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		cheeriop(html).then(function($) { 
+			var response = $('#define').children().find('ul').children().first().text()
+			if (response) {
+				resolve(response);
+			} else {
+				reject("");
+			}			
+		}).catch(function(error) {
+			console.log(error);
+			reject("");
+		})
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/helpers/stopWords.js b/lib/helpers/stopWords.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..914d18d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/helpers/stopWords.js
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+module.exports = ["a", "about", "above", "across", "after", "afterwards", "again", "against", "all", "almost", "alone", "along", "already", "also", "although", "always", "am", "among", "amongst", "amoungst", "amount", "an", "and", "another", "any", "anyhow", "anyone", "anything", "anyway", "anywhere", "around", "are", "as", "at", "back", "be", "became", "because", "become", "becomes", "becoming", "been", "before", "beforehand", "behind", "being", "below", "beside", "besides", "between", "beyond", "bill", "both", "bottom", "but", "by", "call", "can", "cannot", "cant", "co", "con", "could", "couldnt", "cry", "de", "describe", "detail", "do", "done", "down", "due", "during", "each", "eg", "eight", "either", "eleven", "else", "elsewhere", "empty", "enough", "etc", "even", "ever", "every", "everyone", "everything", "everywhere", "except", "few", "fifteen", "fify", "fill", "find", "fire", "first", "five", "for", "former", "formerly", "forty", "found", "four", "from", "front", "full", "further", "get", "give", "go", "had", "has", "hasnt", "have", "he", "hence", "her", "here", "hereafter", "hereby", "herein", "hereupon", "hers", "herself", "him", "himself", "his", "however", "hundred", "ie", "if", "in", "inc", "indeed", "interest", "into", "is", "it", "its", "itself", "keep", "last", "latter", "latterly", "least", "less", "ltd", "made", "many", "may", "me", "meanwhile", "might", "mill", "mine", "more", "moreover", "most", "mostly", "move", "much", "must", "my", "myself", "name", "namely", "neither", "never", "nevertheless", "next", "nine", "no", "nobody", "none", "noone", "nor", "not", "nothing", "now", "nowhere", "of", "wff", "often", "on", "once", "one", "only", "onto", "or", "other", "others", "otherwise", "our", "ours", "ourselves", "out", "over", "own", "part", "per", "perhaps", "please", "put", "rather", "re", "same", "see", "seem", "seemed", "seeming", "seems", "serious", "several", "she", "should", "show", "side", "since", "sincere", "six", "sixty", "so", "some", "somehow", "someone", "something", "sometime", "sometimes", "somewhere", "still", "such", "system", "take", "ten", "than", "that", "the", "their", "them", "themselves", "then", "thence", "there", "thereafter", "thereby", "therefore", "therein", "thereupon", "these", "they", "thickv", "thin", "third", "this", "those", "though", "three", "through", "throughout", "thru", "thus", "to", "together", "too", "top", "toward", "towards", "twelve", "twenty", "two", "un", "under", "until", "up", "upon", "us", "very", "via", "was", "we", "well", "were", "whatever", "whence", "whenever", "whereafter", "whereas", "whereby", "wherein", "whereupon", "wherever", "whether", "which", "while", "whither", "whoever", "whole", "whom", "whose", "will", "with", "within", "without", "would", "yet", "your", "yours", "yourself", "yourselves"];
diff --git a/lib/promise/appendFile.js b/lib/promise/appendFile.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4319d43
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/promise/appendFile.js
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+var fs = require('fs');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+
+module.exports = function(file, data) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		fs.appendFile(file, data + "\n", function(error) {
+			if (error) {
+				console.log(error);
+				//reject(error);
+			}
+		});
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/promise/cheerio.js b/lib/promise/cheerio.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..788df1a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/promise/cheerio.js
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+var cheerio = require('cheerio').load;
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+module.exports = function(html) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+        	resolve(cheerio(html));
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/promise/feed.js b/lib/promise/feed.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7fb5fcd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/promise/feed.js
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+var feed = require('feed-read');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+
+module.exports = function(link) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		feed(link, function(error, articles) {
+			if (error) {
+				reject(error);
+			} else {
+				resolve(articles);
+			}
+		});
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/promise/fetch.js b/lib/promise/fetch.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c1141b7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/promise/fetch.js
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+var fetch = require('fetch').fetchUrl;
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+module.exports = function(link, options) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		fetch(link, options, function(error, meta, body) {
+			if (error) {
+				reject(error);
+			} else {
+				resolve({meta: meta, body: body});
+			}
+		});
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/promise/fs-stat.js b/lib/promise/fs-stat.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2363455
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/promise/fs-stat.js
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+var fs = require('fs');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+
+module.exports = function(path) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		resolve(fs.stat(path));
+	});
+}
diff --git a/lib/promise/math-eval.js b/lib/promise/math-eval.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d2856ce
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/promise/math-eval.js
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+var algebrite = require('algebrite');
+var promise = require('promise-polyfill');
+
+module.exports = function(expression) {
+	return new promise(function(resolve, reject) {
+		resolve(algebrite.eval(expression).toString());
+	});
+}
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..da74c0f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/package.json
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+{
+  "name": "rozbot",
+  "version": "0.1.0",
+  "description": "An IRC bot created by Brandon Rozek",
+  "main": "bot.js",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "cheerio": "^0.19.0",
+    "feed-read": "^0.0.1",
+    "fetch": "^1.0.0",
+    "algebrite": "^0.2.20",
+    "promise-polyfill": "^2.1.4"
+  },
+  "devDependencies": {},
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "author": "Brandon Rozek"
+}